Online: London Mozart Players Classical Club – The Three Little Pigs

‘The little pig began to pray, but Wolfie blew his house away!’. Roald Dahl is at his subversive best in this gruesomely funny re-telling of favourite children’s tale The three little pigs.

Hilarious happenings follow the little piggies as they build their houses, with some outrageously comic twists to the familiar story. Paul Patterson’s sprightly score brings the whole thing to life, with plenty of musical allusions to keep the grown-ups entertained too! The action takes place in the Great Conservatory at Syon Park, and Polly Ives is the brilliant narrator who’ll deliver the necessary huffing and puffing. A perfect way to kick off your kids’ Hallowe’en weekend.

Catch it online via London Mozart Players Classical Club, tickets just £5 each or £50 for the 8 concert series if you book before 31 October (£60 thereafter).